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ALV ( noun ):

• Abbreviation for “ We Love Dresses .”
• Company name of the brand Bodorrios and abbreviation of “ We Love Dresses ” and “ We Love Vergetacion ”.

Amixes ( noun ):

• People who become friends along the way by belonging to the bodorrios community.

Bdr ( noun ):

• Abbreviation for “ Bodorrios ”.

Bodo rrios ( noun ):

• From the Greek βελτραν . Synonym of the surname Beltrán. Used particularly to refer to the designer. Also used as a reference to the same garments. Urban term to talk about the nuptial union (wedding).
• Everyone wants it, not everyone has enough 💸.
• It originated as an abbreviation of “ Beltrán del Rio ” but it sounds cooler to say it that way.

Pockets in dresses ( noun ):

• Also known as fanny packs. Accessories integrated into clothing, useful for storing important items during a party.

Poop can ( noun ):

• Object that is stolen if you leave it at your front door.

Good end ( noun ):

• Time of year when the patron saint offers the best discounts and the Christmas bonus magically turns into bustiers and dresses.

Treasure hunt (noun):

• Stressful activity to search for incredible discounts on the page only if you manage to decipher the strange tastes ( otakus ) of the owner.

Capirotada ( noun ):

• Typical dessert from the north of the country. Contains ingredients of dubious origin.
• Culinary aberration and favorite dessert of the boss's husband.

Rental house (noun):

• A little piece of heaven in different states of the Republic with the aim of making you look gorgeous once in your life.

Chayanne ( noun ):

• Father of all members of the big-titted and big-assed sect who also acts as a quality assurance specialist for the products and campaigns of the weddings. If something is approved by him, you can be sure that it is good.

Mayonnaise Joke ( noun ):

• Urban legend from Chihuahua. They say it is very shady.
• Wedding trauma that refuses to share.

Discount code ( noun ):

• Tool that is used to be able to feel the glory of using a bodorrios.

Coachella ( noun ):

• Annual event held in the California desert designed for the wedding party to show off their latest and greatest dresses. A few bands and solo artists also appear as a complement.

Rain collection ( noun ):

• New designs that the gods themselves use and because they are so beautiful they cry, watering the earth.

CTM ( noun ):

• Abbreviation for “ Buy Your Michibustier/Michiskirt ”.

Express dynamics ( noun ):

• Activity carried out by the ambassadors to make people laugh, encourage coexistence, improve engagement and show off a bit. It is done with the intention of appearing on the cover, and with a little luck, cunning and fairy dust it can be achieved.

Ambassador ( noun ):

• A guy with a bump praying to God that someone uses his discount code.

Ambassadors ( noun ):

• Synonymous with empowered, busty goddesses, they say they get discounts using their codes but in reality they are the mafia behind the boss and divert resources.

Funa ( noun ):

• Favorite hobby of the community which includes exposing the lack of gray matter in people (especially cockroaches).

Marrano Group ( noun ):

• Favorite band of the patron saint.

Men ( noun ):

• Funnable beings about whom destructive criticism is issued during the gossip fortnights. Entities for whom there is no line of wedding clothes.

Influencer ( noun ):

• A girl who doesn't want to pay for a mess and instead offers " collaboration " on some social network.

The Patron Saint ( noun ):

• Female name derived from Γεοργινα to refer to the brand's boss. (Note: help, she has me kidnapped and doesn't want to pay me).

Godmother of garbage ( noun ):

• Subject . High rank in the bridal party. Essential at events involving waste.

MysteryBox ( noun ):

• Ancient mysterious artifact that used to be sold on the site. Discontinued for not containing mayonnaise.

Nalgoticas ( noun ):

• Average blessed citizens in the Rearguard interacting via IG.
• Those who want to be big-titted.

Boyfriend ( noun ):

• Subject . A person with a sentimental connection who refuses to understand the hints of buying you a wedding.

Patron ( noun ):

• The head honcho of the weddings gives us random tasks, they are always a surprise, and creativity is a pleasure.

Pochas ( noun ):

• People who claim they do, but they really can't afford a wedding.

Gossip Fortnight ( noun ):

• The most anticipated moment of the month to share your deepest traumas.

Gossip Fortnight ( noun ):

• Relevant time of the month for people who like to share popular knowledge.

Gossip Fortnight ( noun ):

• Activity where the Bodorrios community shares shocking events in their lives, highlighting the royal acts “ among cousins. ”
• Recreational activity designed so that the boss's husband can laugh when he returns from work.
• A space for dialogue that takes place every two weeks in which the clients of the bodorrios tell the bodorrios about their private lives in order to entertain her and her community.

Roulette ( noun ):

• A Christmas-like holiday that offers discounts on merch in exchange for your soul to the cult.

Sarita ( noun ):

• Being of light and good humor with questionable taste in men. She is in the process of giving up liking cockroaches.

Chichona sect ( noun ):

• A sect made up of two extremes, either completely blessed or non-existent chichis. Mainly used for funas, and sometimes to create memes.

They're going to flatter you ( noun ):

• Current campaign that…

Mole ( noun ):

• Girl infiltrated by the CIA to expose the gossip of the Sect that has not yet been exposed by them because we are cool.

Utilities ( noun ):

• Constitutional right of the working population, which is granted a certain percentage of money from the company's profits, which the busty and big-butted women use to buy their weddings.

Custom dress ( noun ):

• Synonym of “ stop fucking around, it won’t be done ” refers to a non-existent action that will not be carried out by the Patron.
• Imaginary dress that some clients insist on ordering, but that " La Patrona" has already said 59291 times that she does not make.